Pretty in Stink
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She's great with herring. Don't delay, offer good till it ends.
[font="Book Antiqua", serif]Pretty in Stink[/font]
[font="Book Antiqua", serif] [/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]My cousin is a Danish Dwarf[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]Who works along the local wharf[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]Where she’s employed to squeeze into[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]Holding tanks to scrape off goo.[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]She seldom bathes and reeks of rot,[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]The stench so awful when it’s hot[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]That Cruise Ships will not visit here[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]For fear their guests may get too near[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]And catch some vile disease from her,[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]Then ruin trip like saboteur. [/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif] [/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]Helga’s hungry for a date,[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]A reader here she’d like to mate;[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]So don’t be coy and hesitate,[/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]All know poem buffs are desperate. [/font] [font="Book Antiqua", serif]© 2022 Sven Olofsson Ahl[/font] Leave a tip for this poet? Guest has chosen to ask for tips. Any donation is made directly to this poet, and is greatly appreciated.
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